{"id":9167,"date":"2014-02-04T16:25:21","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T15:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=9167"},"modified":"2014-02-04T18:26:47","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T17:26:47","slug":"danke-htc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2014\/02\/danke-htc\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201eDan\u00adke\u201c, HTC!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Besten \u201eDank\u201c f\u00fcr <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fonicpartnershop.de\/handys\/htc-one-lte-black\">die\u00adsen Mehr\u00adwert:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Schlan\u00adkes Design. Bom\u00adba\u00adsti\u00adscher Sound.<\/b> Dua\u00adle Ste\u00adreo-Front\u00adlaut\u00adspre\u00adcher las\u00adsen im Zusam\u00admen\u00adspiel mit kr\u00e4f\u00adti\u00adgen Ver\u00adst\u00e4r\u00adkern alle um Dich her\u00adum Dei\u00adnen Sound h\u00f6ren. Tei\u00adle Dei\u00adne Musik, tei\u00adle Dei\u00adne Vide\u00ados, tei\u00adle Dei\u00adne Spie\u00adle \u2013 in der rich\u00adti\u00adgen Laut\u00adst\u00e4r\u00adke.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <img src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-monalisa\/icons\/smiley_emoticons_wallbash.gif\" alt=\":wallbash:\" width=\"27\" height=\"20\" class=\"wpml_ico\">  <\/p>\n<p>(Das ist eben der immer\u00adglei\u00adche Appell an den mensch\u00adlich-kind\u00adli\u00adchen Instinkt: Ratio\u00adna\u00adli\u00adt\u00e4t ist der zu besie\u00adgen\u00adde Geg\u00adner derer, die etwas ver\u00adkau\u00adfen wol\u00adlen; weil man eben mit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.der-postillon.com\/2014\/01\/erfinder-des-zwei-drei-vier-funf-und.html\">zwei, drei, vier, f\u00fcnf und sechs<\/a> oder zwei\u00adhun\u00addert Klin\u00adgen Gesichts\u2011, Bein- und sonst\u00adwel\u00adche Haa\u00adre noch abber als ab bekommt. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandeins.de\/archiv\/2014\/werbung.html\">Kauf, du Arsch!<\/a> Mit H\u00f6f\u00adlich\u00adkeit, sei\u2019s juve\u00adni\u00adles Du oder distan\u00adzier\u00adtes Sie, wo doch das <a href=\"https:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/w\/index.php?title=Pronominale_Anredeform#Er\">Er<\/a> meist ehr\u00adli\u00adcher w\u00e4r\u2018, ver\u00adkauft sich ein schlech\u00adtes Pro\u00addukt nicht, es muss schon \u201ewit\u00adzig\u201c (Max Goldt, \u201eWas man nicht sagt\u201c) oder wenig\u00adstens <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heise.de\/newsticker\/meldung\/Pfiffige-Nixie-Roehren-2104916.html?wt_mc=rss.ho.beitrag.atom\">pfif\u00adfig<\/a> sein. Wenn\u2019s dazu nicht reicht, dann gen\u00fcgt\u2019s jeden\u00adfalls zur Sta\u00adtus\u00adauf\u00adbes\u00adse\u00adrung: \u201eSeht her, mein mobi\u00adles Tele\u00adfon dr\u00f6hnt mei\u00adne Lieb\u00adlings\u00adfunk\u00adti\u00adons\u00admu\u00adsik noch auf\u00addring\u00adli\u00adcher durch den Bus als das eure! Labet euch an sei\u00adner G\u00fcte!\u201c Dem letz\u00adten fran\u00adz\u00f6\u00adsi\u00adschen K\u00f6nig wur\u00adde f\u00fcr der\u00adar\u00adtig pom\u00adp\u00f6\u00adse Zur\u00adschau\u00adstel\u00adlung des Reich\u00adtums sei\u00adner Vor\u00adg\u00e4n\u00adger die \u201eR\u00fcbe\u201c (Hol\u00adger Roeh\u00adlig) run\u00adter\u00adge\u00adschla\u00adgen, aber in die\u00adse schreck\u00adlich engen \u00f6ffent\u00adli\u00adchen Ver\u00adkehrs\u00admit\u00adtel passt die mobi\u00adle Taschen\u00adguil\u00adlo\u00adti\u00adne eben auch nicht mehr. Ein Hoch auf die Spar\u00adsam\u00adkeit und Klam\u00admer zu.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Besten \u201eDank\u201c f\u00fcr die\u00adsen Mehr\u00adwert: Schlan\u00adkes Design. Bom\u00adba\u00adsti\u00adscher Sound. Dua\u00adle Ste\u00ad\u00adreo-Fron\u00adt\u00adlaut\u00adspre\u00adcher las\u00adsen im Zusam\u00admen\u00adspiel mit kr\u00e4f\u00adti\u00adgen Ver\u00adst\u00e4r\u00adkern alle um Dich her\u00adum Dei\u00adnen Sound h\u00f6ren. Tei\u00adle Dei\u00adne Musik, tei\u00adle Dei\u00adne Vide\u00ados, tei\u00adle Dei\u00adne Spie\u00adle \u2013 in der rich\u00adti\u00adgen Laut\u00adst\u00e4r\u00adke. (Das ist eben der immer\u00adglei\u00adche Appell an den men\u00adsch\u00ad\u00adlich-kin\u00add\u00ad\u00adli\u00adchen Instinkt: Ratio\u00adna\u00adli\u00adt\u00e4t ist der zu besie\u00adgen\u00adde Geg\u00adner derer, \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2014\/02\/danke-htc\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018\u201eDan\u00adke\u201c, HTC!\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-9167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musikalisches","category-netzfundstucke"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9167"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=9167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}