{"id":8464,"date":"2013-09-06T22:36:01","date_gmt":"2013-09-06T20:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=8464"},"modified":"2013-09-06T22:36:57","modified_gmt":"2013-09-06T20:36:57","slug":"kurz-verlinkt-clxxxviii-keiner-kommt-klatschen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2013\/09\/kurz-verlinkt-clxxxviii-keiner-kommt-klatschen\/","title":{"rendered":"Kurz ver\u00adlinkt CLXXXVIII: Kei\u00adner kommt klat\u00adschen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die CDU lie\u00adge, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wahlrecht.de\/umfragen\/forsa.htm\">behaup\u00adtet For\u00adsa<\/a>, zur\u00adzeit bei etwa 40 Pro\u00adzent vor\u00adaus\u00adsicht\u00adli\u00adcher W\u00e4h\u00adler\u00adschaft. Wo die wohl alle her\u00adkom\u00admen?<\/p>\n<p>Zumin\u00addest nicht aus der CDU, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/politik\/deutschland\/wahlkampf-in-duesseldorf-merkel-droht-halbleere-halle-a-920403.html\">neh\u00adme ich an:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Die Par\u00adtei\u00adgran\u00adden tele\u00adfo\u00adnie\u00adren her\u00adum, um Bus\u00adla\u00addun\u00adgen von Mer\u00adkel-Fans am Sonn\u00adtag nach D\u00fcs\u00adsel\u00addorf zu brin\u00adgen. In NRW beackert Lan\u00addes\u00adge\u00adne\u00adral Bodo L\u00f6tt\u00adgen die Chefs der Kreis\u00adver\u00adb\u00e4n\u00adde angeb\u00adlich per\u00ads\u00f6n\u00adlich. Sie sol\u00adlen f\u00fcr mehr Men\u00adschen sor\u00adgen.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Die B\u00fcr\u00adger haben momen\u00adtan \u2013 Fu\u00df\u00adball sei Dank \u2013 eben \u201eInter\u00ades\u00adsan\u00adte\u00adres\u201c \u2013 Fu\u00df\u00adball \u2013 im Sinn als der Bun\u00addes\u00adkanz\u00adle\u00adrin f\u00fcr die Fern\u00adseh\u00adka\u00adme\u00adras zuzu\u00adju\u00adbeln. <em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NetReaper\/status\/376059959207002113\">Ihr habt die Hal\u00adle leer \/ ihr habt die Hal\u00adle leer \/ ihr habt, ihr habt \/ ihr habt die Hal\u00adle leer!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>F\u00fcr die halb\u00adlee\u00adre Hal\u00adle hat\u00adte die Phy\u00adsi\u00adke\u00adrin Mer\u00adkel in der Vor\u00adstands\u00adsit\u00adzung eine ganz prag\u00adma\u00adti\u00adsche L\u00f6sung. Am Mon\u00adtag ver\u00addon\u00adner\u00adte die Che\u00adfin den gesam\u00adten Bun\u00addes\u00advor\u00adstand, bei dem Sonn\u00adtags\u00adter\u00admin zu erschei\u00adnen.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Der <em>Phy\u00adsi\u00adke\u00adrin Mer\u00adkel<\/em> emp\u00adfeh\u00adle ich ja eine Recher\u00adche bez\u00fcg\u00adlich des Ener\u00adgie\u00ader\u00adhal\u00adtungs\u00adsat\u00adzes (gern in Ver\u00adbin\u00addung mit Hohl\u00adraum\u00adphy\u00adsik), aber sie ist immer sehr besch\u00e4f\u00adtigt und hat f\u00fcr sol\u00adcher\u00adlei kei\u00adne Zeit.<\/p>\n<p>40 Pro\u00adzent \u2013 das gesetz\u00adli\u00adche Mini\u00admum f\u00fcr den Alko\u00adhol\u00adge\u00adhalt von Whis\u00adky. <em>Honi soit qui mal y pen\u00adse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/schwerdtfegr.wordpress.com\/2013\/09\/06\/plitische-meinungsbildung-durch-die-cdu\/\">Schwerdt\u00adfe\u00adgr<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die CDU lie\u00adge, behaup\u00adtet For\u00adsa, zur\u00adzeit bei etwa 40 Pro\u00adzent vor\u00adaus\u00adsicht\u00adli\u00adcher W\u00e4h\u00adler\u00adschaft. Wo die wohl alle her\u00adkom\u00admen? Zumin\u00addest nicht aus der CDU, neh\u00adme ich an: Die Par\u00adtei\u00adgran\u00adden tele\u00adfo\u00adnie\u00adren her\u00adum, um Bus\u00adla\u00addun\u00adgen von Mer\u00adkel-Fans am Sonn\u00adtag nach D\u00fcs\u00adsel\u00addorf zu brin\u00adgen. In NRW beackert Lan\u00addes\u00adge\u00adne\u00adral Bodo L\u00f6tt\u00adgen die Chefs der Kreis\u00adver\u00adb\u00e4n\u00adde angeb\u00adlich per\u00ads\u00f6n\u00adlich. Sie sol\u00adlen f\u00fcr mehr \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2013\/09\/kurz-verlinkt-clxxxviii-keiner-kommt-klatschen\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Kurz ver\u00adlinkt CLXXXVIII: Kei\u00adner kommt klat\u00adschen.\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-8464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik","category-in-den-nachrichten"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8464"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=8464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}