{"id":568,"date":"2009-04-22T14:18:02","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T12:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=568"},"modified":"2009-04-22T14:20:23","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T12:20:23","slug":"katzen-wurden-whiskas-wahlen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2009\/04\/katzen-wurden-whiskas-wahlen\/","title":{"rendered":"Kat\u00adzen w\u00fcr\u00adden Whis\u00adkas w\u00e4h\u00adlen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich gebe zu, ich bin am\u00fc\u00adsiert.<\/p>\n<p>Nicht unbe\u00addingt \u00fcber das win\u00addi\u00adge Wet\u00adter, auf\u00adgrund des\u00adsen heu\u00adte eine Ente mit irri\u00adtier\u00adtem Blick an mir vor\u00adbei\u00adge\u00adschwom\u00admen wur\u00adde, und noch weni\u00adger \u00fcber die aktu\u00adel\u00adle, ver\u00adse\u00adhent\u00adlich bemerk\u00adte Titel\u00adsei\u00adten\u00adidio\u00adtie der BILD (\u201eTuut, tuut, tuut\u201c ist nor\u00adma\u00adler\u00adwei\u00adse <span style=\"text-decoration:underline\">kein<\/span> Signal f\u00fcr \u201e<span style=\"font-style:italic\">Han\u00addy<\/span> tot\u201c, das kl\u00e4n\u00adge dann eher gar nicht und\/oder rau\u00adschend), son\u00addern, und gera\u00adde des\u00adhalb ver\u00adwun\u00addert es mich selbst, \u00fcber die Pla\u00adkat\u00adak\u00adti\u00adon der SPD anl\u00e4ss\u00adlich der Euro\u00adpa\u00adwahl.<\/p>\n<p>Da sieht man einen grin\u00adsen\u00adden Hai im Anzug und die Behaup\u00adtung, \u201eFinanz\u00adhaie w\u00fcr\u00adden FDP w\u00e4h\u00adlen\u201c (wo\u2019s doch aber F.D.P. hie\u00ad\u00dfe).<br>\nEin paar Meter wei\u00adter einen F\u00f6hn im Anzug, \u201eHei\u00ad\u00dfe Luft w\u00fcr\u00adde die Lin\u00adke w\u00e4h\u00adlen\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Ver\u00admut\u00adlich ging das \u00e4hn\u00adlich so wei\u00adter, und ver\u00admut\u00adlich w\u00fcr\u00adden mir umge\u00adhend diver\u00adse Ver\u00adglei\u00adche auch f\u00fcr die SPD ein\u00adfal\u00adlen, wenn man mich dar\u00adum b\u00e4te; hat man aber bis\u00adlang nicht.<\/p>\n<p>Jeden\u00adfalls kommt mir das mit der Ver\u00adgleichs\u00adwer\u00adbung <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wahlplakate-archiv.de\/index.php\/wahlplakate-der-spd-1932.html\" target=\"_blank\">bekannt<\/a> vor. Ob die Kon\u00adkur\u00adrenz wohl bald nach\u00adzieht?<br>\nHof\u00adfen wir\u2019s!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich gebe zu, ich bin am\u00fc\u00adsiert. Nicht unbe\u00addingt \u00fcber das win\u00addi\u00adge Wet\u00adter, auf\u00adgrund des\u00adsen heu\u00adte eine Ente mit irri\u00adtier\u00adtem Blick an mir vor\u00adbei\u00adge\u00adschwom\u00admen wur\u00adde, und noch weni\u00adger \u00fcber die aktu\u00adel\u00adle, ver\u00adse\u00adhent\u00adlich bemerk\u00adte Titel\u00adsei\u00adten\u00adidio\u00adtie der BILD (\u201eTuut, tuut, tuut\u201c ist nor\u00adma\u00adler\u00adwei\u00adse kein Signal f\u00fcr \u201eHan\u00addy tot\u201c, das kl\u00e4n\u00adge dann eher gar nicht und\/oder rau\u00adschend), son\u00addern, und \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2009\/04\/katzen-wurden-whiskas-wahlen\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Kat\u00adzen w\u00fcr\u00adden Whis\u00adkas w\u00e4h\u00adlen.\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}