{"id":558,"date":"2009-04-07T21:06:13","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T19:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=558"},"modified":"2009-05-16T03:46:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-16T01:46:08","slug":"eier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2009\/04\/eier\/","title":{"rendered":"EIER!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Das ver\u00adlin\u00adke ich doch aus\u00adnahms\u00adwei\u00adse gern wei\u00adter:<\/p>\n

Mor\u00adgens um halb acht die T\u00fcr zur B\u00e4cke\u00adrei auf\u00adtre\u00adten, breit\u00adschult\u00adrig zum Tre\u00adsen schlen\u00addern und gru\u00df\u00adlos \u201cEier! br\u00fcl\u00adlen, dabei auf die bun\u00adten, hart\u00adge\u00adkoch\u00adten Oster\u00adei\u00ader zei\u00adgen, die neben den Zei\u00adtun\u00adgen lie\u00adgen. Wenn die Ver\u00adk\u00e4u\u00adfe\u00adrin nicht sofort reagiert, dop\u00adpelt so laut \u201cEIER!\u201d rufen und kr\u00e4f\u00adtig mit bei\u00adden H\u00e4n\u00adden gegen die Ver\u00adgla\u00adsung hau\u00aden \u2013 bis die jun\u00adge Dame end\u00adlich ein Ei \u00fcber\u00adreicht. Nicht dan\u00adke sagen, nicht zah\u00adlen, sich gru\u00df\u00adlos umdre\u00adhen und gehen, von drau\u00ad\u00dfen aber nach einer schwan\u00adken\u00adden, ange\u00adtrun\u00adken wir\u00adken\u00adden Pirou\u00adet\u00adte noch ein\u00admal uner\u00adwar\u00adtet durch das Schau\u00adfen\u00adster hin\u00adein\u00adwin\u00adken, macho\u00adm\u00e4\u00ad\u00dfig grin\u00adsen und K\u00fc\u00df\u00adchen wer\u00adfen, wor\u00adauf\u00adhin gleich alle drei Ver\u00adk\u00e4u\u00adfe\u00adrin\u00adnen in h\u00f6ch\u00adsten Ton\u00adla\u00adgen \u201chach, ist der s\u00fc\u00df\u201d fl\u00f6\u00adten.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Zuerst gele\u00adsen hier<\/a>, ver\u00adwei\u00adsend hier\u00adauf<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Hihi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Das ver\u00adlin\u00adke ich doch aus\u00adnahms\u00adwei\u00adse gern wei\u00adter: Mor\u00adgens um halb acht die T\u00fcr zur B\u00e4cke\u00adrei auf\u00adtre\u00adten, breit\u00adschult\u00adrig zum Tre\u00adsen schlen\u00addern und gru\u00df\u00adlos \u201cEier! br\u00fcl\u00adlen, dabei auf die bun\u00adten, hart\u00adge\u00adkoch\u00adten Oster\u00adei\u00ader zei\u00adgen, die neben den Zei\u00adtun\u00adgen lie\u00adgen. Wenn die Ver\u00adk\u00e4u\u00adfe\u00adrin nicht sofort reagiert, dop\u00adpelt so laut \u201cEIER!\u201d rufen und kr\u00e4f\u00adtig mit bei\u00adden H\u00e4n\u00adden gegen die Ver\u00adgla\u00adsung \u2026<\/p>\n

\u2018EIER!\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netzfundstucke"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=558"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}