life\u00adstyle gad\u00adgets<\/em> w\u00e4re selbst mir im Traum nicht ein\u00adge\u00adfal\u00adlen. K\u00f6r\u00adper\u00adhy\u00adgie\u00adne statt Kom\u00admu\u00adni\u00adka\u00adti\u00adon. Elek\u00adtro\u00adni\u00adsches Toi\u00adlet\u00adten\u00adpa\u00adpier. Na dann: Wohl bekomm\u2019s.<\/p>\n(Auch mal inter\u00ades\u00adsant: Die Real\u00adschu\u00adle in Win\u00adnen\u00adden, an der der Amok\u00adlauf<\/em> statt\u00adge\u00adfun\u00adden hat, wur\u00adde reno\u00adviert und neu er\u00f6ff\u00adnet. Jetzt freu\u00aden sich alle, dass der Umbau so gut geklappt hat und kei\u00adner mehr an den Amok\u00adlauf denkt, aber an die Besei\u00adti\u00adgung der Miss\u00adst\u00e4n\u00adde, die \u00fcber\u00adhaupt zu jenem Amok\u00adlauf gef\u00fchrt haben, hat nie\u00admand gedacht. Tim K. lief sicher nicht Amok, weil ihm die M\u00f6blie\u00adrung miss\u00adfiel. Sie wer\u00adden es nie ler\u00adnen.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ihr konn\u00adtet es auf euren kot\u00adver\u00adschmier\u00adten iPho\u00ad\u00adne-Bil\u00add\u00ad\u00adschir\u00ad\u00admen viel\u00adleicht bereits lesen, lie\u00adbe Leser: Die Sta\u00adti\u00adstik des Tages berei\u00adtet man\u00adchem ein merk\u00adw\u00fcr\u00addi\u00adges Gef\u00fchl in den Ein\u00adge\u00adwei\u00adden. Jedes sech\u00adste Mobil\u00adte\u00adle\u00adfon weist einer bri\u00adti\u00adschen Stu\u00addie zufol\u00adge Spu\u00adren von F\u00e4ka\u00adli\u00aden auf. Auf den betrof\u00adfe\u00adnen Han\u00addys fan\u00adden die Wis\u00adsen\u00adschaft\u00adler der am Frei\u00adtag ver\u00ad\u00f6f\u00adfent\u00adlich\u00adten Stu\u00addie R\u00fcck\u00adst\u00e4n\u00adde des E\u2011Co\u00ad\u00adli-Bak\u00adte\u00adri\u00adums, das im Darm vor\u00adkommt \u2026<\/p>\n
\u2018Kurz ver\u00adlinkt LXII: F\u00fcr\u2019n Arsch.\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-5306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-den-nachrichten"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5306"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=5306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}