{"id":4687,"date":"2011-06-02T21:10:05","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T19:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=4687"},"modified":"2011-06-02T21:10:05","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T19:10:05","slug":"kommentierte-kleinanzeigen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2011\/06\/kommentierte-kleinanzeigen\/","title":{"rendered":"Kom\u00admen\u00adtier\u00adte Klein\u00adan\u00adzei\u00adgen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aus dem \u201eHelm\u00adsted\u00adter Blitz\u201c vom 1. Juni 2011:<\/p>\n

\"An<\/a><\/p>\n

Nun gibt es eigent\u00adlich drei M\u00f6g\u00adlich\u00adkei\u00adten, belie\u00adbig kom\u00adbi\u00adnier\u00adbar:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Die Frau freut sich total \u00fcber die\u00adsen Text.<\/li>\n
  2. Die Frau sch\u00e4mt sich, so in den Mit\u00adtel\u00adpunkt des \u00f6ffent\u00adli\u00adchen Inter\u00ades\u00adses ger\u00fcckt wor\u00adden zu sein (nor\u00adma\u00adler\u00adwei\u00adse m\u00f6ch\u00adte man das als Frau ja dann doch lie\u00adber selbst bestim\u00admen), oben\u00addrein in einer der\u00adart grot\u00adti\u00adgen Recht\u00adschrei\u00adbung, und wird das wei\u00adte\u00adre Zusam\u00admen\u00adblei\u00adben an die Bedin\u00adgung kn\u00fcp\u00adfen, nie wie\u00adder in irgend\u00adei\u00adner Zei\u00adtung genannt zu wer\u00adden.<\/li>\n
  3. Die Frau h\u00e4t\u00adte doch lie\u00adber das Geschenk gehabt.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Ich tip\u00adpe auf letz\u00adte\u00adre M\u00f6g\u00adlich\u00adkeit.<\/p>\n

    \"Suche<\/a><\/p>\n

    Haupt\u00adsa\u00adche, reif und knackig. \":mrgreen:\" <\/p>\n

    Alter\u00adna\u00adtiv dann \u00fcbri\u00adgens so:<\/p>\n

    \"Witwer<\/a><\/p>\n

    Ich fra\u00adge mich ja, ob die\u00adse Her\u00adren fr\u00fc\u00adher in der Dis\u00adko\u00adthek die jewei\u00adli\u00adgen Objek\u00adte ihrer Begier\u00adde auch immer erst nach dem Geburts\u00adda\u00adtum gefragt haben. (Nach dem der Objek\u00adte selbst\u00adver\u00adst\u00e4nd\u00adlich; bezie\u00adhungs\u00adwei\u00adse ab einem gewis\u00adsen Alter und\/oder Alko\u00adhol\u00adpe\u00adgel dann nach dem eige\u00adnen.)<\/p>\n

    <\/a><\/p>\n

    <\/a><\/p>\n

    Die\u00adse Schie\u00adber\u00adban\u00adden wer\u00adden auch immer drei\u00adster. \":D\" <\/p>\n

    (Dan\u00adke an D.!)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Aus dem \u201eHelm\u00adsted\u00adter Blitz\u201c vom 1. Juni 2011: Nun gibt es eigent\u00adlich drei M\u00f6g\u00adlich\u00adkei\u00adten, belie\u00adbig kom\u00adbi\u00adnier\u00adbar: Die Frau freut sich total \u00fcber die\u00adsen Text. Die Frau sch\u00e4mt sich, so in den Mit\u00adtel\u00adpunkt des \u00f6ffent\u00adli\u00adchen Inter\u00ades\u00adses ger\u00fcckt wor\u00adden zu sein (nor\u00adma\u00adler\u00adwei\u00adse m\u00f6ch\u00adte man das als Frau ja dann doch lie\u00adber selbst bestim\u00admen), oben\u00addrein in einer der\u00adart \u2026<\/p>\n

    \u2018Kom\u00admen\u00adtier\u00adte Klein\u00adan\u00adzei\u00adgen\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-4687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sonstiges"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4687"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=4687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}