{"id":4582,"date":"2011-05-09T22:02:06","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T20:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=4582"},"modified":"2011-05-09T22:02:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T20:02:06","slug":"nur-fur-offizielle-vampire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2011\/05\/nur-fur-offizielle-vampire\/","title":{"rendered":"Nur f\u00fcr offi\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adle Vam\u00adpi\u00adre."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich schlen\u00adder\u00adte wie\u00adder ein\u00admal durch die Buch\u00adhand\u00adlung im Bahn\u00adhof, such\u00adte nach Kurz\u00adweil und wur\u00adde f\u00fcn\u00addig:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/The-Vampires.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/The-Vampires-300x111.jpg\" alt title=\"The Vampires\" width=\"300\" height=\"111\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/The-Vampires-300x111.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/The-Vampires-120x44.jpg 120w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/The-Vampires.jpg 404w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Die\u00adser Twilight-Wahn zieht offen\u00adbar wei\u00adte Krei\u00adse.<\/p>\n<p>Eins mach\u00adte mich dann aber doch stut\u00adzig, n\u00e4m\u00adlich der Unter\u00adti\u00adtel: \u201eDas offi\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adle Maga\u00adzin f\u00fcr Vam\u00adpi\u00adre und Wer\u00adw\u00f6l\u00adfe\u201c. Jetzt mal ganz von der Fra\u00adge abge\u00adse\u00adhen, wie vie\u00adle Vam\u00adpi\u00adre und Wer\u00adw\u00f6l\u00adfe sich tags\u00ad\u00fcber (inner\u00adhalb der Laden\u00ad\u00f6ff\u00adnungs\u00adzei\u00adten) in Bahn\u00adh\u00f6\u00adfen auf\u00adzu\u00adhal\u00adten pfle\u00adgen: Das <span style=\"font-style:italic\">offi\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adle<\/span> Maga\u00adzin? Hei\u00dft das, es gibt noch mehr davon? Und vor allem: Was qua\u00adli\u00adfi\u00adziert \u201eThe Vam\u00adpi\u00adres\u201c \u2013 ohne Bei\u00adsatz \u201eand the Were\u00adwol\u00adves\u201c \u2013 eigent\u00adlich als \u201eoffi\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adles Maga\u00adzin\u201c?<\/p>\n<p>Vor mei\u00adnem gei\u00adsti\u00adgen Auge sehe ich eine Hor\u00adde blut\u00adr\u00fcn\u00adsti\u00adger und\/oder glit\u00adzern\u00adder Vam\u00adpi\u00adre mit jeweils einer Zeit\u00adschrift in der Hand. Ein Neu\u00adan\u00adk\u00f6mm\u00adling stellt sich vor:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHallo\/groar\/buh, ich bin ein Vam\u00adpir!\u201c<br>\n\u2013 \u201eLiest du denn <em>The Vam\u00adpi\u00adres<\/em>?\u201c<br>\n\u2013 \u201e\u00c4hm, nee..?\u201c<br>\n\u2013 \u201eDann bist du kein offi\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adler Vam\u00adpir!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Ich stel\u00adle mir das mit dem ewi\u00adgen Leben und der ein\u00adt\u00f6\u00adni\u00adgen Ern\u00e4h\u00adrung aber auch nicht all\u00adzu auf\u00adre\u00adgend vor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich schlen\u00adder\u00adte wie\u00adder ein\u00admal durch die Buch\u00adhand\u00adlung im Bahn\u00adhof, such\u00adte nach Kurz\u00adweil und wur\u00adde f\u00fcn\u00addig: Die\u00adser Twilight-Wahn zieht offen\u00adbar wei\u00adte Krei\u00adse. Eins mach\u00adte mich dann aber doch stut\u00adzig, n\u00e4m\u00adlich der Unter\u00adti\u00adtel: \u201eDas offi\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adle Maga\u00adzin f\u00fcr Vam\u00adpi\u00adre und Wer\u00adw\u00f6l\u00adfe\u201c. Jetzt mal ganz von der Fra\u00adge abge\u00adse\u00adhen, wie vie\u00adle Vam\u00adpi\u00adre und Wer\u00adw\u00f6l\u00adfe sich tags\u00ad\u00fcber (inner\u00adhalb der Laden\u00ad\u00f6ff\u00adnungs\u00adzei\u00adten) \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2011\/05\/nur-fur-offizielle-vampire\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Nur f\u00fcr offi\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adle Vam\u00adpi\u00adre.\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-4582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sonstiges"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4582"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=4582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}