{"id":22656,"date":"2024-12-16T08:30:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T07:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=22656"},"modified":"2024-12-16T04:19:09","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T03:19:09","slug":"tauben-kaffee-bundeswehr-wegfaesern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2024\/12\/tauben-kaffee-bundeswehr-wegfaesern\/","title":{"rendered":"Tauben \u2014 Kaffee \/\/ Bundeswehr wegfaesern"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Wolle-Bambus-kaufe.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Wolle-Bambus-kaufe-111x120.jpg\" alt=\"Wolle Bambus kaufe\" width=\"111\" height=\"120\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-22657\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Wolle-Bambus-kaufe-111x120.jpg 111w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Wolle-Bambus-kaufe-278x300.jpg 278w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Wolle-Bambus-kaufe-768x828.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Wolle-Bambus-kaufe-730x787.jpg 730w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Wolle-Bambus-kaufe.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 111px) 100vw, 111px\"><\/a>\n<p>Es ist Mon\u00adtag. <a href=\"https:\/\/stadt-bremerhaven.de\/30-jahre-netscape-navigator-1-0-der-browser-der-das-internet-revolutionierte\/\">Gestern<\/a> wurde der Netscape Nav\u00adi\u00adga\u00adtor 30 Jahre alt. Allen, die jet\u00adzt \u2014 wie ich \u2014 \u201eoh, den hat\u00adte ich auch\u201c denken, sei Fol\u00adgen\u00addes mit\u00adgegeben: Haha, wir sind alt! <em>(Mist.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Apro\u00adpos Soft\u00adware: Der alberne Trol\u00adlver\u00adsuch \u201eLin\u00adux\u201c (zumin\u00add\u00adest ist das eine denkbare Erk\u00adl\u00e4rung) habe sich aus der Welt der freien Soft\u00adware <a href=\"https:\/\/sysdfree.wordpress.com\/2024\/12\/10\/389\/\">ver\u00adab\u00adschiedet<\/a>, erfuhr ich zu mein\u00ader v\u00f6l\u00adlig aus\u00adbleiben\u00adden \u00dcber\u00adraschung. Hof\u00adfentlich bringt bald jemand ein drittes Betrieb\u00adssys\u00adtem raus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Berechtigte Frage aus <em>dem Inter\u00adnet<\/em>: Warum darf die Bun\u00addeswehr in Zeit\u00aden ausufer\u00adn\u00adden poli\u00adtis\u00adchen An-die-Kinder-Denkens an Schulen f\u00fcr den \u201eDienst an der Waffe\u201c (das ist Beam\u00adten\u00addeutsch und hei\u00dft \u201eRum\u00adballern\u201c) wer\u00adben und kriegt <em>trotz\u00addem<\/em> keinen \u00c4rg\u00ader mit dem Jugend\u00adschutz?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Musik zum Wach\u00adw\u00ader\u00adden, qua\u00adsi: Tauben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<div class=\"lyte-wrapper-audio\" title=\"Kaffee\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;overflow:hidden;height:38px;margin:5px;\"><div class=\"lyMe lyte-audio\" id=\"WYL_xZc03ftuz40\"><div id=\"lyte_xZc03ftuz40\" data-src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FxZc03ftuz40%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC\"><div class=\"tT\">Kaf\u00adfee<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xZc03ftuz40\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FxZc03ftuz40%2F0.jpg\" alt=\"Kaffee\" width=\"1280\" height=\"18\"><\/a><\/noscript><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xZc03ftuz40\" target=\"_blank\">Dieses Video auf YouTube anse\u00adhen<\/a>.<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Guten Mor\u00adgen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es ist Mon\u00adtag. Gestern wurde der Netscape Nav\u00adi\u00adga\u00adtor 30 Jahre alt. Allen, die jet\u00adzt \u2014 wie ich \u2014 \u201eoh, den hat\u00adte ich auch\u201c denken, sei Fol\u00adgen\u00addes mit\u00adgegeben: Haha, wir sind alt! (Mist.) Apro\u00adpos Soft\u00adware: Der alberne Trol\u00adlver\u00adsuch \u201eLin\u00adux\u201c (zumin\u00add\u00adest ist das eine denkbare Erk\u00adl\u00e4rung) habe sich aus der Welt der freien Soft\u00adware ver\u00adab\u00adschiedet, erfuhr ich \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2024\/12\/tauben-kaffee-bundeswehr-wegfaesern\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Tauben \u2014 Kaf\u00adfee \/\/ Bun\u00addeswehr weg\u00adfae\u00adsern\u2019 weit\u00ader\u00adlesen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,35],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-22656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-montagsmusik","category-computer"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/social.tchncs.de\/@hirnfick_20\/113661327033063572","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22656"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=22656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}