{"id":22547,"date":"2024-10-31T23:19:40","date_gmt":"2024-10-31T22:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=22547"},"modified":"2024-11-01T00:43:39","modified_gmt":"2024-10-31T23:43:39","slug":"blitzer-de-depp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2024\/10\/blitzer-de-depp\/","title":{"rendered":"Blitzer.de DEPP"},"content":{"rendered":"

Seit lan\u00adger Zeit f\u00fch\u00adren die Besten\u00adli\u00adsten der meist\u00adver\u00adkauf\u00adten apps<\/em> in App\u00adles gleich\u00adna\u00admi\u00adgem store<\/em> nicht etwa Mes\u00adsen\u00adger oder Spie\u00adle an, son\u00addern Blitzer.de PRO<\/a>, das f\u00fcr nur<\/em> zehn Euro Trotteln, die zu d\u00e4mlich sind, um einen mentalen Zusammenhang zwischen den lustigen Zahlen am Fahrbahnrand und der lustigen Zahl hinter ihrem Lenkrad herzustellen, die Ausgestaltung ihrer Vertrottelung etwas im Preis senken soll.<\/p>\n

Der Namensbestandteil \u201ePRO\u201c ist allerdings grob irref\u00fchrend, liest man die Bewertungen:<\/p>\n

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B\u00f6se App!<\/p>\n

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Zum Bei\u00adspiel f\u00fcr den F\u00fch\u00adrer\u00adschein, scheint mir.<\/p>\n

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In den Ver\u00adei\u00adnig\u00adten Staa\u00adten h\u00e4t\u00adte \u201eals\u00adso\u00adta\u201c wahr\u00adschein\u00adlich mit Erfolg Blitzer.de ver\u00adkla\u00adgen k\u00f6n\u00adnen. Die sind ja zwei\u00adfels\u00adfrei schuld.<\/p>\n

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Ein\u00adzig \u201eLoft\u00adBed\u201c scheint einer ganz hei\u00ad\u00dfen Sache auf der Spur zu sein:<\/p>\n

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Wei\u00df da schon jemand N\u00e4he\u00adres?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Seit lan\u00adger Zeit f\u00fch\u00adren die Besten\u00adli\u00adsten der meist\u00adver\u00adkauf\u00adten apps in App\u00adles gleich\u00adna\u00admi\u00adgem store nicht etwa Mes\u00adsen\u00adger oder Spie\u00adle an, son\u00addern B\u00f6se App! Zum Bei\u00adspiel f\u00fcr den F\u00fch\u00adrer\u00adschein, scheint mir. In den Ver\u00adei\u00adnig\u00adten Staa\u00adten h\u00e4t\u00adte \u201eals\u00adso\u00adta\u201c wahr\u00adschein\u00adlich mit Erfolg Blitzer.de ver\u00adkla\u00adgen k\u00f6n\u00adnen. Die sind ja zwei\u00adfels\u00adfrei schuld. Ein\u00adzig \u201eLoft\u00adBed\u201c scheint einer ganz hei\u00ad\u00dfen Sache auf der \u2026<\/p>\n

\u2018Blitzer.de DEPP\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federate","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-22547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sonstiges"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/social.tchncs.de\/@hirnfick_20\/113404358616058928","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22547"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=22547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}