{"id":21153,"date":"2023-08-14T08:30:03","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T06:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=21153"},"modified":"2023-08-14T04:48:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T02:48:56","slug":"lo-orca-bayrische-klappstuhle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2023\/08\/lo-orca-bayrische-klappstuhle\/","title":{"rendered":"Lo! \u2014 Orca \/\/ Bayrische Klappst\u00fchle"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Morgenbaer.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Morgenbaer-120x80.jpeg\" alt=\"Morgenb\u00e4r\" width=\"120\" height=\"80\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-21154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Morgenbaer-120x80.jpeg 120w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Morgenbaer-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Morgenbaer.jpeg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 120px) 100vw, 120px\"><\/a>\n<p>Es ist Mon\u00adtag. Der Ver\u00adfass\u00ader dieser Zeilen hat \u2014 passend zum Wochen\u00adtag \u2014 einen neuen Erzfeind: Trep\u00adpen. Auf Trep\u00adpen bricht man sich <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brigitte.de\/aktuell\/gesellschaft\/jugendwort-2023--wer-diese-10-woerter-nicht-kennt--ist-offiziell-alt-13573034.html\">goofy<\/a> \u00fcber\u00adraschende K\u00f6r\u00adperteile. Ich fordere ein Grun\u00addrecht auf Fahrst\u00fch\u00adle. W\u00e4hlt mich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Eine \u201e\u00d6konomin\u201c, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.forschung-und-wissen.de\/nachrichten\/oekonomie\/oekonomin-moechte-renteneintritt-an-lebenserwartung-koppeln-13377940\">erz\u00e4hlen<\/a> die Nachricht\u00aden, habe vorgeschla\u00adgen, das Rentenein\u00adtrittsalter an die Lebenser\u00adwartung zu kop\u00adpeln. Inter\u00ades\u00adsante Frage aus dem Pub\u00adlikum: Was passiert dann eigentlich, wenn man die eigene Lebenser\u00adwartung wider Erwarten \u00fcber\u00adschre\u00adit\u00adet? Und wird man nachtr\u00e4glich mehr Geld bekom\u00admen haben, wenn man fr\u00fcher stirbt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eEin oberk\u00f6r\u00adper\u00adfreier Mann\u201c, teilen unter\u00addessen dpa-Verteil\u00ader mit, habe \u201ein Ober\u00adbay\u00adern betrunk\u00aden einen Klapp\u00adstuhl Rich\u00adtung fahrende <em>(sic!)<\/em> Autos gewor\u00adfen\u201c. Ober\u00adbay\u00adern k\u00f6n\u00adnte ich nicht bess\u00ader zusam\u00admen\u00adfassen. Unter\u00addessen wird ein weit\u00ader\u00ader v\u00f6l\u00adlig \u00fcber\u00adfl\u00fcs\u00adsiger Beruf wegau\u00adtoma\u00adtisiert: <a href=\"https:\/\/uebermedien.de\/87047\/neues-ki-radio-biggpt-seelenlos-durch-den-tag\/\">Radiomod\u00ader\u00ada\u00adtoren.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Auch rosa noch men\u00adschlich: Musik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"Lo! - Orca (Official Video)\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px;\"><div class=\"lyMe\" id=\"WYL_-hSSwAyosUc\"><div id=\"lyte_-hSSwAyosUc\" data-src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F-hSSwAyosUc%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC\"><div class=\"tT\">Lo! \u2014 Orca (Offi\u00adcial Video)<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-hSSwAyosUc\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F-hSSwAyosUc%2F0.jpg\" alt=\"Lo! - Orca (Official Video)\" width=\"1280\" height=\"700\"><\/a><\/noscript><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-hSSwAyosUc\" target=\"_blank\">Dieses Video auf YouTube anse\u00adhen<\/a>.<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Guten Mor\u00adgen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es ist Mon\u00adtag. Der Ver\u00adfass\u00ader dieser Zeilen hat \u2014 passend zum Wochen\u00adtag \u2014 einen neuen Erzfeind: Trep\u00adpen. Auf Trep\u00adpen bricht man sich goofy \u00fcber\u00adraschende K\u00f6r\u00adperteile. Ich fordere ein Grun\u00addrecht auf Fahrst\u00fch\u00adle. W\u00e4hlt mich. Eine \u201e\u00d6konomin\u201c, erz\u00e4hlen die Nachricht\u00aden, habe vorgeschla\u00adgen, das Rentenein\u00adtrittsalter an die Lebenser\u00adwartung zu kop\u00adpeln. Inter\u00ades\u00adsante Frage aus dem Pub\u00adlikum: Was passiert dann \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2023\/08\/lo-orca-bayrische-klappstuhle\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Lo! \u2014 Orca \/\/ Bayrische Klapp\u00adst\u00fch\u00adle\u2019 weit\u00ader\u00adlesen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,13,32],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-21153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-persoenliches","category-in-den-nachrichten","category-montagsmusik"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/social.tchncs.de\/@hirnfick_20\/110886558796054547","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21153"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=21153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}