{"id":20736,"date":"2023-04-01T02:28:35","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T00:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=20736"},"modified":"2023-04-01T02:28:35","modified_gmt":"2023-04-01T00:28:35","slug":"liegengebliebenes-vom-1-april-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2023\/04\/liegengebliebenes-vom-1-april-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Lie\u00adgen\u00adge\u00adblie\u00adbe\u00adnes vom 1. April 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fol\u00adgen\u00adde Fra\u00adge von \u201eM\u00e4dels\u00adaben\u00adde\u201c (ein \u201eAnge\u00adbot\u201c des ZDF; eure Rund\u00adfunk\u00adge\u00adb\u00fch\u00adren bei der Arbeit) m\u00f6ge den 1. April (April, April! Haha\u00adha\u00adha! Haha! Ha!) ein\u00adlei\u00adten: Wann habt ihr das letz\u00adte Mal <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CqYB_8eMUnF\/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D\">mit eurer Yoni gespro\u00adchen?<\/a><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Kaum ern\u00e4h\u00adre ich mich mal etwas flei\u00adsch\u00ad\u00e4r\u00admer als zuvor, wer\u00adde ich ange\u00adbr\u00fcllt: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tagesschau.de\/wissen\/forschung\/pflanzen-geraeusche-101.html\">Gestress\u00adte Toma\u00adten wer\u00adden laut<\/a> (<a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20230330200720\/https:\/\/www.tagesschau.de\/wissen\/forschung\/pflanzen-geraeusche-101.html\">Archiv\u00adver\u00adsi\u00adon<\/a>). Steak macht so was ja nicht.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>\u201eSie VW-Auf\u00adsichts\u00adrat!\u201c muss end\u00adlich <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/wirtschaft\/unternehmen\/vw-will-seine-vorstaende-kuenftig-besser-bezahlen-a-9df42b7b-fe87-4911-b446-07cfccd32283\">als w\u00fcste Beschimp\u00adfung<\/a> akzep\u00adtiert wer\u00adden.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>1714:<br>\nDas Haus Han\u00adno\u00adver \u2013 bis heu\u00adte im Amt \u2013 \u00fcber\u00adnimmt den bri\u00adti\u00adschen K\u00f6nigs\u00adthron.<\/p>\n<p>2023:<br>\nIn Ham\u00adburg wird infol\u00adge\u00addes\u00adsen <a href=\"https:\/\/bahnblogstelle.com\/201662\/koenig-charles-iii-reist-per-ice-nach-hamburg-andere-fahrgaeste-ueberrascht\/\">ein ICE-Wagen gesperrt.<\/a><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>\u201eWel\u00adche Pro\u00adno\u00admen hast du?\u201c<br>\n\u201e\u2026 \u00e4h, er\/ihn\/sein \u2026?\u201c<br>\n\u201eAlles klar, <a href=\"https:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news\/teen-disqualified-pok-mon-tournament-222609535.html\">du hast Haus\u00adver\u00adbot.<\/a>\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fol\u00adgen\u00adde Fra\u00adge von \u201eM\u00e4dels\u00adaben\u00adde\u201c (ein \u201eAnge\u00adbot\u201c des ZDF; eure Rund\u00adfunk\u00adge\u00adb\u00fch\u00adren bei der Arbeit) m\u00f6ge den 1. April (April, April! Haha\u00adha\u00adha! Haha! Ha!) ein\u00adlei\u00adten: Wann habt ihr das letz\u00adte Mal mit eurer Yoni gespro\u00adchen? Kaum ern\u00e4h\u00adre ich mich mal etwas flei\u00adsch\u00ad\u00e4r\u00admer als zuvor, wer\u00adde ich ange\u00adbr\u00fcllt: Gestress\u00adte Toma\u00adten wer\u00adden laut (Archiv\u00adver\u00adsi\u00adon). Steak macht so was ja \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2023\/04\/liegengebliebenes-vom-1-april-2023\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Lie\u00adgen\u00adge\u00adblie\u00adbe\u00adnes vom 1. April 2023\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-20736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-den-nachrichten"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/social.tchncs.de\/@hirnfick_20\/110120725116497503","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20736"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=20736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}