{"id":20421,"date":"2022-12-06T22:27:33","date_gmt":"2022-12-06T21:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=20421"},"modified":"2022-12-11T19:24:06","modified_gmt":"2022-12-11T18:24:06","slug":"wo-ist-denn-euer-stift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2022\/12\/wo-ist-denn-euer-stift\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201eWo ist denn euer Stift?\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mit jeman\u00addem einen abend\u00adli\u00adchen Spa\u00adzier\u00adgang zu machen, der gern auf beschla\u00adge\u00adne Schei\u00adben von Autos ande\u00adrer Men\u00adschen mit dem Fin\u00adger sub\u00adti\u00adle Bot\u00adschaf\u00adten (\u201eARSCHL\u00d6CHER!\u201c) schreibt, f\u00fchrt zu unter\u00adhalt\u00adsa\u00admen Gespr\u00e4\u00adchen mit Bal\u00adkon\u00adin\u00adsas\u00adsen, etwa fol\u00adgen\u00addem:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eWAS MACHT IHR DA MIT DEM AUTO???\u201c<br>\n\u201eWir schrei\u00adben.\u201c<br>\n\u201eWO IST DENN EUER STIFT???\u201c<br>\n\u201eWie\u00adso Stift?\u201c<br>\n\u201eICH RUF DIE POLIZEI!!!!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Der wei\u00adse Zeit\u00adge\u00adnos\u00adse wei\u00df: wenn Kin\u00adder am Auto rum\u00adma\u00adlen, ruft nie\u00admand eine Poli\u00adzei. Daher:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHaben Sie Kin\u00adder?\u201c<br>\n\u201e\u2026 (Pau\u00adse) IHR SEID KEINE KINDER!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Es kam \u00fcbri\u00adgens kei\u00adne Poli\u00adzei. Scha\u00adde. Das w\u00e4re eine inter\u00ades\u00adsan\u00adte Dis\u00adkus\u00adsi\u00adon gewe\u00adsen.<\/p>\n<p>Ich bef\u00fcr\u00adwor\u00adte nun \u00fcbri\u00adgens eben\u00adfalls eine auto\u00adfreie Innen\u00adstadt \u2013 ein\u00adfach sol\u00adcher Men\u00adschen wegen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mit jeman\u00addem einen abend\u00adli\u00adchen Spa\u00adzier\u00adgang zu machen, der gern auf beschla\u00adge\u00adne Schei\u00adben von Autos ande\u00adrer Men\u00adschen mit dem Fin\u00adger sub\u00adti\u00adle Bot\u00adschaf\u00adten (\u201eARSCHL\u00d6CHER!\u201c) schreibt, f\u00fchrt zu unter\u00adhalt\u00adsa\u00admen Gespr\u00e4\u00adchen mit Bal\u00adkon\u00adin\u00adsas\u00adsen, etwa fol\u00adgen\u00addem: \u201eWAS MACHT IHR DA MIT DEM AUTO???\u201c \u201eWir schrei\u00adben.\u201c \u201eWO IST DENN EUER STIFT???\u201c \u201eWie\u00adso Stift?\u201c \u201eICH RUF DIE POLIZEI!!!!\u201c Der wei\u00adse Zeit\u00adge\u00adnos\u00adse wei\u00df: \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2022\/12\/wo-ist-denn-euer-stift\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018\u201eWo ist denn euer Stift?\u201c\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-20421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-persoenliches"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20421"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=20421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}