{"id":18101,"date":"2021-07-25T03:21:57","date_gmt":"2021-07-25T01:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=18101"},"modified":"2021-07-25T03:21:57","modified_gmt":"2021-07-25T01:21:57","slug":"plakat-non-placat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2021\/07\/plakat-non-placat\/","title":{"rendered":"Pla\u00adkat: non pla\u00adcat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man m\u00f6cht\u2018 ja fast nicht raus\u00adge\u00adhen in Nie\u00adder\u00adsach\u00adsen, die Wah\u00adlen im Sep\u00adtem\u00adber flie\u00adgen tief.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/threema-20210716-140449849-1.jpg\" alt=\"Andreas CDU\" width=\"403\" height=\"529\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18103\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/threema-20210716-140449849-1.jpg 403w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/threema-20210716-140449849-1-229x300.jpg 229w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/threema-20210716-140449849-1-91x120.jpg 91w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\"><\/p>\n<p>Das Pla\u00adkat zeigt drei\u00ader\u00adlei:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Das Gesicht eines Herrn von der CDU.<\/li>\n<li>Den Namen eines Herrn von der CDU.<\/li>\n<li>Die Auf\u00adfor\u00adde\u00adrung, den Herrn von der CDU mit dem Namen und dem Gesicht zu w\u00e4h\u00adlen.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Es erf\u00e4hrt der Betrach\u00adten\u00adm\u00fcs\u00adsen\u00adde nicht:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Qua\u00adli\u00adfi\u00adka\u00adti\u00adon des Herrn von der CDU.<\/li>\n<li>Poli\u00adti\u00adsche Zie\u00adle des Herrn von der CDU.<\/li>\n<li>\u00dcber\u00adhaupt irgend\u00adwas \u00fcber die CDU.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Hier, mein Name.<br>\nHier, mei\u00adne Fres\u00adse.<br>\nW\u00e4h\u00adlen Sie\u2019s.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Das reicht \u2013 mit Stand von letz\u00adtem Frei\u00adtag \u2013 f\u00fcr <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Wahlrecht_de\/status\/1418464546994409473\">einen Wahl\u00adsieg<\/a> und die CDU <em>wei\u00df das.<\/em> Es ist 2021 und die Namen irgend\u00adwel\u00adcher Kom\u00admu\u00adnal\u00adkas\u00adper sind <em>aus\u00adrei\u00adchend viel Wahl\u00adpro\u00adgramm.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tnUcHaPIqY8\">Bzw.:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Poli\u00adtik ist b\u00f6se,<br>\naber ding ding<br>\nding ding ding ding<br>\nding ding ding ding<br>\nding ding ding ding<br>\nding ding ding ding<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Neu\u00adlich sah ich auf Twit\u00adter ein Mem (f\u00fcr CDU-W\u00e4h\u00adler: das sind so Witz\u00adbild\u00adchen, deren Pro\u00adduk\u00adti\u00adon unbe\u00addingt ver\u00adbo\u00adten wer\u00adden muss), \u00fcber das ich unge\u00adf\u00e4hr vier\u00adein\u00adhalb Stun\u00adden lang schal\u00adlend gelacht habe und das unge\u00adf\u00e4hr so aus\u00adsieht:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_5495.jpeg\" alt=\"Ich Kranich Meer meine Kraft ist am Ente Tr\u00f6te mich Quitte\" width=\"1000\" height=\"518\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18104\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_5495.jpeg 1000w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_5495-300x155.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_5495-120x62.jpeg 120w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_5495-768x398.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_5495-730x378.jpeg 730w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\"><\/p>\n<p>Ich w\u00fcnsch\u00adte, es g\u00e4be kei\u00adne gute \u00dcber\u00adlei\u00adtung zwi\u00adschen dem Pla\u00adkat und dem Mem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man m\u00f6cht\u2018 ja fast nicht raus\u00adge\u00adhen in Nie\u00adder\u00adsach\u00adsen, die Wah\u00adlen im Sep\u00adtem\u00adber flie\u00adgen tief. Das Pla\u00adkat zeigt drei\u00ader\u00adlei: Das Gesicht eines Herrn von der CDU. Den Namen eines Herrn von der CDU. Die Auf\u00adfor\u00adde\u00adrung, den Herrn von der CDU mit dem Namen und dem Gesicht zu w\u00e4h\u00adlen. Es erf\u00e4hrt der Betrach\u00adten\u00adm\u00fcs\u00adsen\u00adde nicht: Qua\u00adli\u00adfi\u00adka\u00adti\u00adon des Herrn \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2021\/07\/plakat-non-placat\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Pla\u00adkat: non pla\u00adcat.\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-18101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik","category-netzfundstucke"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18101"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=18101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}