{"id":16834,"date":"2020-04-06T08:30:52","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T06:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=16834"},"modified":"2020-04-05T21:54:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T19:54:10","slug":"stop-motion-orchestra-instant-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2020\/04\/stop-motion-orchestra-instant-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop Moti\u00adon Orche\u00adstra \u2013 Instant Ever\u00adything!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee-120x80.jpg\" alt=\"Das sind keine Augenringe, das ist mein Kaffeeblick\" width=\"120\" height=\"80\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-16835\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee-120x80.jpg 120w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee-1536x1023.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee-730x486.jpg 730w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Brauche-Kaffee.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 120px) 100vw, 120px\"><\/a>Es ist Mon\u00adtag. Gestern war Palm\u00adsonn\u00adtag, aber heu\u00adte scheint eher Unkraut\u00admon\u00adtag zu wer\u00adden. Wenn es wenig\u00adstens Bam\u00adbus w\u00e4re! Aber es ist kein Bam\u00adbus. Es ist nie Bam\u00adbus.<\/p>\n<p>In \u00d6ster\u00adreich <a href=\"https:\/\/futurezone.at\/netzpolitik\/sobotka-stopp-corona-app-soll-verpflichtend-sein\/400803092\">wird erwo\u00adgen<\/a>, nur noch die\u00adje\u00adni\u00adgen Men\u00adschen frei her\u00adum\u00adlau\u00adfen zu las\u00adsen, die sich eine \u00dcber\u00adwa\u00adchungs\u00adapp aufs Mobil\u00adge\u00adr\u00e4t laden. Der n\u00e4ch\u00adste logi\u00adsche Schritt w\u00e4re es, den Nicht\u00adbe\u00adsitz eines \u00fcber\u00adwa\u00adchungs\u00adf\u00e4\u00adhi\u00adgen Mobil\u00adte\u00adle\u00adfons unter Stra\u00adfe zu stel\u00adlen. Vor\u00adw\u00e4rts immer.<\/p>\n<p>Apro\u00adpos vor\u00adw\u00e4rts: Es ist zu erfah\u00adren, dass Micro\u00adsoft sein Office-365-Paket nicht nur in \u201eMicro\u00adsoft 365\u201c umzu\u00adbe\u00adnen\u00adnen gedenkt (funk\u00adtio\u00adniert dann wohl in Schalt\u00adjah\u00adren nicht mehr rich\u00adtig), son\u00addern \u00fcber\u00addies \u2013 \u201ezun\u00e4chst\u201c in den Ver\u00adei\u00adnig\u00adten Staa\u00adten \u2013 der h\u00e4ss\u00adli\u00adchen Tabel\u00adlen\u00adkram\u00adsoft\u00adware Excel eine Funk\u00adti\u00adon (\u201eMoney Addon\u201c) spen\u00addie\u00adren wird, die einen Zugriff auf Bank\u00adda\u00adten erlaubt. Tabel\u00adlen\u00adkal\u00adku\u00adla\u00adtio\u00adnen sind ja gro\u00df\u00adar\u00adtig f\u00fcr so was geeig\u00adnet. Was kann da schon schief\u00adge\u00adhen? Wolf\u00adgang Sch\u00e4ub\u00adle schl\u00e4gt w\u00e4h\u00adrend\u00addes\u00adsen vor, im Bun\u00addes\u00adtag <a href=\"https:\/\/www.deutschlandfunk.de\/covid-19-bundestag-erwaegt-wegen-coronavirus-virtuelle.1939.de.html?drn:news_id=1117404\">auch Online\u00adsit\u00adzun\u00adgen zuzu\u00adlas\u00adsen<\/a>, aber um zu ver\u00adhin\u00addern, dass mir der Mann doch noch sym\u00adpa\u00adthisch wird, weh\u00adren sich vor allem \u201elin\u00adke\u201c Frak\u00adtio\u00adnen dage\u00adgen, <em>gera\u00adde jetzt<\/em> Geset\u00adze daf\u00fcr anzu\u00adpas\u00adsen. Sch\u00f6n\u00adwet\u00adter\u00addi\u00adgi\u00adta\u00adli\u00adsie\u00adrung hat ihren Preis.<\/p>\n<p>Eine mei\u00adner Lieb\u00adlings\u00ad\u00fcber\u00adschrif\u00adten in den Online\u00adnach\u00adrich\u00adten der letz\u00adten Tage stand <em>aus\u00adge\u00adrech\u00adnet<\/em> in der \u201etaz\u201c: <a href=\"https:\/\/taz.de\/Neue-Missbrauchsvorwuerfe-in-Bayern\/!5676518\/\">\u201eKir\u00adche nur schwer erzieh\u00adbar\u201c.<\/a> Das bedr\u00fcckt mich. Erst mal Musik.<\/p>\n<div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"Stop Motion Orchestra - Instant Everything! (Music Video)\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px;\"><div class=\"lyMe\" id=\"WYL_Qi_mZBeTKIU\"><div id=\"lyte_Qi_mZBeTKIU\" data-src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FQi_mZBeTKIU%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC\"><div class=\"tT\">Stop Moti\u00adon Orche\u00adstra \u2013 Instant Ever\u00adything! (Music Video)<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/Qi_mZBeTKIU\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FQi_mZBeTKIU%2F0.jpg\" alt=\"Stop Motion Orchestra - Instant Everything! (Music Video)\" width=\"1280\" height=\"700\"><\/a><\/noscript><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/Qi_mZBeTKIU\" target=\"_blank\">Die\u00adses Video auf You\u00adTube anse\u00adhen<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p>Guten Mor\u00adgen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es ist Mon\u00adtag. Gestern war Palm\u00adsonn\u00adtag, aber heu\u00adte scheint eher Unkraut\u00admon\u00adtag zu wer\u00adden. Wenn es wenig\u00adstens Bam\u00adbus w\u00e4re! Aber es ist kein Bam\u00adbus. Es ist nie Bam\u00adbus. In \u00d6ster\u00adreich wird erwo\u00adgen, nur noch die\u00adje\u00adni\u00adgen Men\u00adschen frei her\u00adum\u00adlau\u00adfen zu las\u00adsen, die sich eine \u00dcber\u00adwa\u00adchungs\u00adapp aufs Mobil\u00adge\u00adr\u00e4t laden. Der n\u00e4ch\u00adste logi\u00adsche Schritt w\u00e4re es, den Nicht\u00adbe\u00adsitz eines \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2020\/04\/stop-motion-orchestra-instant-everything\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Stop Moti\u00adon Orche\u00adstra \u2013 Instant Ever\u00adything!\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13,32],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-16834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-den-nachrichten","category-montagsmusik"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16834"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=16834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}