{"id":15767,"date":"2019-07-22T21:18:22","date_gmt":"2019-07-22T19:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=15767"},"modified":"2019-07-23T01:29:26","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T23:29:26","slug":"katzenpolizei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2019\/07\/katzenpolizei\/","title":{"rendered":"Kat\u00adzen\u00adpo\u00adli\u00adzei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mir ist nach einer klei\u00adnen Auf\u00admun\u00adte\u00adrung zumu\u00adte. Was macht <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratenschlumpf\/status\/1153347515552620546\">die Pira\u00adten\u00adpar\u00adtei?<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>wir machen schon seit Mona\u00adten kei\u00adnen un\u00fcber\u00adleg\u00adten Schei\u00df. Das macht lang\u00adsam ein biss\u00adchen nach\u00addenk\u00adlich.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ach, hm. Dann gucken wir mal, was der Rest der Welt <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nzherald.co.nz\/world\/news\/article.cfm?c_id=2&amp;objectid=12251505\">so macht:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Die kana\u00addi\u00adsche Poli\u00adzei l\u00e4sst w\u00e4h\u00adrend einer live \u00fcber\u00adtra\u00adge\u00adnen Pres\u00adse\u00adkon\u00adfe\u00adrenz zu Mor\u00adden auf der Auto\u00adbahn den Kat\u00adzen\u00adfil\u00adter ein\u00adge\u00adschal\u00adtet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>(Bl\u00f6\u00adde \u00fcber\u00adsetzt von mir.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Miau.jpg\" alt width=\"620\" height=\"349\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Miau.jpg 620w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Miau-120x68.jpg 120w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Miau-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\"><\/p>\n<p>Wie nied\u00adlich!   <img src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-monalisa\/icons\/smiley_emoticons_smilenew.gif\" alt=\":)\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" class=\"wpml_ico\">  <\/p>\n<p>Ich habe nichts\u00adde\u00adsto\u00adwe\u00adni\u00adger ein wenig <em>Respekt<\/em> vor der Zukunft, in der die Zust\u00e4n\u00addi\u00adgen nie\u00admals eine Welt ohne Insta\u00adgram, Snap\u00adchat und S\u00e4t\u00adze, in denen Emo\u00adjis Satz\u00adzei\u00adchen erset\u00adzen, ken\u00adnen\u00adge\u00adlernt haben. Dann wird es <em>Absicht<\/em> sein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mir ist nach einer klei\u00adnen Auf\u00admun\u00adte\u00adrung zumu\u00adte. Was macht die Pira\u00adten\u00adpar\u00adtei? wir machen schon seit Mona\u00adten kei\u00adnen un\u00fcber\u00adleg\u00adten Schei\u00df. Das macht lang\u00adsam ein biss\u00adchen nach\u00addenk\u00adlich. Ach, hm. Dann gucken wir mal, was der Rest der Welt so macht: Die kana\u00addi\u00adsche Poli\u00adzei l\u00e4sst w\u00e4h\u00adrend einer live \u00fcber\u00adtra\u00adge\u00adnen Pres\u00adse\u00adkon\u00adfe\u00adrenz zu Mor\u00adden auf der Auto\u00adbahn den Kat\u00adzen\u00adfil\u00adter ein\u00adge\u00adschal\u00adtet. \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2019\/07\/katzenpolizei\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Kat\u00adzen\u00adpo\u00adli\u00adzei\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-15767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netzfundstucke","category-piratenpartei"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15767"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=15767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}