{"id":153,"date":"2007-07-31T20:15:03","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T18:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxman.tu.funpic.de\/wordpress\/?p=153"},"modified":"2007-07-31T20:15:03","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T18:15:03","slug":"neue-veganerwitze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2007\/07\/neue-veganerwitze\/","title":{"rendered":"Neue Veganerwitze"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hal\u00adlo, liebe Leser\u00adschar,<\/p>\n

es<\/a> wird immer bl\u00f6der:<\/p>\n

Eine Veg\u00adaner\u00adin habe ihr beispiel\u00adsweise berichtet, sie f\u00e4nde Nicht-Veg\u00adan\u00ader zwar attrak\u00adtiv, wolle ihnen aber nicht k\u00f6r\u00adper\u00adlich nahe kom\u00admen: \u201cIch m\u00f6chte nicht intim mit jemand wer\u00adden, dessen K\u00f6r\u00adp\u00ader buch\u00adst\u00e4blich aus den K\u00f6r\u00adpern ander\u00ader beste\u00adht, die f\u00fcr seine Nahrung ster\u00adben mussten.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(Quelle<\/a>, mit bestem Dank an Kapit\u00e4nin Jack!)<\/p>\n

Ich w\u00fcrde das glatt unkom\u00admen\u00adtiert ste\u00adhen lassen, aber ich kann\u2019s mir ein\u00adfach nicht verkneifen:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Aber Dinge essen, die von Tieren als Toi\u00adlette benutzt wer\u00adden, ist akzept\u00adabel?<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cAri\u00ader, schlaft nicht mit Ju\u2026\u201d halt, nein!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Sch\u00f6\u00adnen frieri\u00adgen Restjuli noch\u2026
    \n\u2014 euer Nichtve\u00adg\u00adan\u00ader<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Hal\u00adlo, liebe Leser\u00adschar, es wird immer bl\u00f6der: Eine Veg\u00adaner\u00adin habe ihr beispiel\u00adsweise berichtet, sie f\u00e4nde Nicht-Veg\u00ad\u00adan\u00ader zwar attrak\u00adtiv, wolle ihnen aber nicht k\u00f6r\u00adper\u00adlich nahe kom\u00admen: \u201cIch m\u00f6chte nicht intim mit jemand wer\u00adden, dessen K\u00f6r\u00adp\u00ader buch\u00adst\u00e4blich aus den K\u00f6r\u00adpern ander\u00ader beste\u00adht, die f\u00fcr seine Nahrung ster\u00adben mussten.\u201d (Quelle, mit bestem Dank an Kapit\u00e4nin Jack!) Ich w\u00fcrde \u2026<\/p>\n

    \u2018Neue Veg\u00adan\u00ader\u00adwitze\u2019 weit\u00ader\u00adlesen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netzfundstucke"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}