{"id":153,"date":"2007-07-31T20:15:03","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T18:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuxman.tu.funpic.de\/wordpress\/?p=153"},"modified":"2007-07-31T20:15:03","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T18:15:03","slug":"neue-veganerwitze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2007\/07\/neue-veganerwitze\/","title":{"rendered":"Neue Vega\u00adner\u00adwit\u00adze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hal\u00adlo, lie\u00adbe Leser\u00adschar,<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2007\/02\/veganer\/\" title=\"Veganer\">es<\/a> wird immer bl\u00f6\u00adder:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eine Vega\u00adne\u00adrin habe ihr bei\u00adspiels\u00adwei\u00adse berich\u00adtet, sie f\u00e4n\u00adde Nicht-Vega\u00adner zwar attrak\u00adtiv, wol\u00adle ihnen aber nicht k\u00f6r\u00adper\u00adlich nahe kom\u00admen: \u201eIch m\u00f6ch\u00adte nicht intim mit jemand wer\u00adden, des\u00adsen K\u00f6r\u00adper buch\u00adst\u00e4b\u00adlich aus den K\u00f6r\u00adpern ande\u00adrer besteht, die f\u00fcr sei\u00adne Nah\u00adrung ster\u00adben muss\u00adten.\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/magazine.web.de\/de\/themen\/gesundheit\/sex\/lust\/4422682-Veganer-meiden-Geschlechtsverkehr-mit-Fleischessern,cc=000005542900044226821dUPea.html\" target=\"_blank\">Quel\u00adle<\/a>, mit bestem Dank an Kapi\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnin Jack!)<\/p>\n<p>Ich w\u00fcr\u00adde das glatt unkom\u00admen\u00adtiert ste\u00adhen las\u00adsen, aber ich kann\u2019s mir ein\u00adfach nicht ver\u00adknei\u00adfen:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Aber Din\u00adge essen, die von Tie\u00adren als Toi\u00adlet\u00adte benutzt wer\u00adden, ist akzep\u00adta\u00adbel?<\/li>\n<li>\u201eAri\u00ader, schlaft nicht mit Ju\u2026\u201c halt, nein!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Sch\u00f6\u00adnen frie\u00adri\u00adgen Rest\u00adju\u00adli noch\u2026<br>\n\u2013 euer Nicht\u00adve\u00adga\u00adner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hal\u00adlo, lie\u00adbe Leser\u00adschar, es wird immer bl\u00f6\u00adder: Eine Vega\u00adne\u00adrin habe ihr bei\u00adspiels\u00adwei\u00adse berich\u00adtet, sie f\u00e4n\u00adde Nicht-Vega\u00ad\u00adner zwar attrak\u00adtiv, wol\u00adle ihnen aber nicht k\u00f6r\u00adper\u00adlich nahe kom\u00admen: \u201eIch m\u00f6ch\u00adte nicht intim mit jemand wer\u00adden, des\u00adsen K\u00f6r\u00adper buch\u00adst\u00e4b\u00adlich aus den K\u00f6r\u00adpern ande\u00adrer besteht, die f\u00fcr sei\u00adne Nah\u00adrung ster\u00adben muss\u00adten.\u201c (Quel\u00adle, mit bestem Dank an Kapi\u00adt\u00e4\u00adnin Jack!) Ich w\u00fcr\u00adde \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2007\/07\/neue-veganerwitze\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Neue Vega\u00adner\u00adwit\u00adze\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netzfundstucke"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}