{"id":12219,"date":"2017-03-11T17:57:47","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T16:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=12219"},"modified":"2019-10-20T20:05:48","modified_gmt":"2019-10-20T18:05:48","slug":"ertuechtigungsarmband-fuer-untenrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2017\/03\/ertuechtigungsarmband-fuer-untenrum\/","title":{"rendered":"Ert\u00fcch\u00adti\u00adgungs\u00adarm\u00adband f\u00fcr unten\u00adrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"seriesmeta\">Die\u00adser Arti\u00adkel ist Teil 3 von 16 der Serie <a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/artikelserien\/mehr-internet-in-alles\/\" class=\"series-43\" title=\"Mehr Internet in alles!\">Mehr Inter\u00adnet in alles!<\/a><\/div><p>Wo muss\u00adte denn bis\u00adher noch unbe\u00addingt mehr Inter\u00adnet rein? Rich\u00adtig; gegen die nur all\u00adzu mensch\u00adli\u00adche Angst, es k\u00f6nn\u00adten im t\u00e4g\u00adli\u00adchen Leben zu wenig Daten, die <em>der Wirt\u00adschaft<\/em> und <em>dem Staat<\/em> wert\u00advol\u00adle Erkennt\u00adnis\u00adse lie\u00adfern k\u00f6n\u00adnen, anfal\u00adlen, gibt es bald ein wei\u00adte\u00adres, zur\u00adzeit in der \u201eTest\u00adpha\u00adse\u201c (wie wird man da eigent\u00adlich Tester?) befind\u00adli\u00adches <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alphr.com\/life-culture\/1005495\/icon-wants-to-be-the-fitbit-for-your-penis\">Hilfs\u00admit\u00adtel:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Es han\u00addelt sich um einen Ring, der \u00fcber Ihren lang\u00adwei\u00adli\u00adgen funk\u00adtio\u00adna\u00adlen Latex\u00adfreund passt und Ihnen wert\u00advol\u00adle Ein\u00adblicke gibt, die Sie gele\u00adgent\u00adlich in einem Gespr\u00e4ch mit Ihren Freun\u00adden, Ihrer Fami\u00adlie und Ihren Nach\u00adbarn fal\u00adlen las\u00adsen k\u00f6n\u00adnen. (\u2026) Neben der Mes\u00adsung von Druck\u00adge\u00adschwin\u00addig\u00adkeit und all\u00adge\u00admei\u00adnem Tem\u00adpo ver\u00adr\u00e4t Ihnen das i.Con, wie vie\u00adle Kalo\u00adrien Sie ver\u00adbraucht haben, wel\u00adche Posi\u00adtio\u00adnen Ihnen Freu\u00adde berei\u00adte\u00adten und wie oft Sie Sex hat\u00adten.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Und ich hielt Trep\u00adpen\u00adsteig\u00adwett\u00adbe\u00adwer\u00adbe von Frei\u00adzeit\u00adfit\u00adten schon f\u00fcr bescheu\u00adert.   <img src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-monalisa\/icons\/smiley_emoticons_irre.gif\" alt=\":irre:\" width=\"26\" height=\"18\" class=\"wpml_ico\">  <\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/internetofshit\/status\/840244403037970432\">@internetofshit<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"seriesmeta\">Die\u00adser Arti\u00adkel ist Teil 3 von 16 der Serie <a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/artikelserien\/mehr-internet-in-alles\/\" class=\"series-43\" title=\"Mehr Internet in alles!\">Mehr Inter\u00adnet in alles!<\/a><\/div><p>Wo muss\u00adte denn bis\u00adher noch unbe\u00addingt mehr Inter\u00adnet rein? Rich\u00adtig; gegen die nur all\u00adzu mensch\u00adli\u00adche Angst, es k\u00f6nn\u00adten im t\u00e4g\u00adli\u00adchen Leben zu wenig Daten, die der Wirt\u00adschaft und dem Staat wert\u00advol\u00adle Erkennt\u00adnis\u00adse lie\u00adfern k\u00f6n\u00adnen, anfal\u00adlen, gibt es bald ein wei\u00adte\u00adres, zur\u00adzeit in der \u201eTest\u00adpha\u00adse\u201c (wie wird man da eigent\u00adlich Tester?) befind\u00adli\u00adches Hilfs\u00admit\u00adtel: Es han\u00addelt sich \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2017\/03\/ertuechtigungsarmband-fuer-untenrum\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Ert\u00fcch\u00adti\u00adgungs\u00adarm\u00adband f\u00fcr unten\u00adrum\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"series":[43],"class_list":["post-12219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netzfundstucke","series-mehr-internet-in-alles"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12219"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=12219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}