{"id":11264,"date":"2016-03-29T17:30:15","date_gmt":"2016-03-29T15:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/?p=11264"},"modified":"2016-03-29T12:52:08","modified_gmt":"2016-03-29T10:52:08","slug":"hey-marc-roehlig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2016\/03\/hey-marc-roehlig\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Marc R\u00f6h\u00adlig!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anl\u00e4ss\u00adlich der gestern im deut\u00adschen Fern\u00adse\u00adhen gesen\u00adde\u00adten Fol\u00adge \u201eDie Braut des Grau\u00adens\u201c der selt\u00adsa\u00admen Fern\u00adseh\u00adse\u00adrie \u201eSher\u00adlock\u201c <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bento.de\/tv\/sherlock-die-braut-des-grauens-bist-du-so-clever-wie-sherlock-holmes-452474\/\">fra\u00adgen Sie<\/a> Ihre wahl\u00adwei\u00adse jovi\u00adal oder respekt\u00adlos geduz\u00adten Leser auf \u201eben\u00adto\u201c, der noch h\u00e4ss\u00adli\u00adche\u00adren klei\u00adnen Schwe\u00adster von \u201eSPIEGEL ONLINE\u201c:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Sex-macht-doof.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11265\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Sex-macht-doof-275x300.png\" alt=\"Sex macht doof\" width=\"275\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Sex-macht-doof-275x300.png 275w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Sex-macht-doof-110x120.png 110w, https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Sex-macht-doof.png 496w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>M\u00f6ch\u00adte man die <em>vol\u00adle Punkt\u00adzahl<\/em> f\u00fcr das Ergeb\u00adnis, man sei \u201eso schlau wie Sher\u00adlock\u201c und eben\u00adso unbe\u00adliebt, was also offen\u00adsicht\u00adlich von Ihnen als erstre\u00adbens\u00adwert \u2013 vol\u00adle Punkt\u00adzahl! \u2013 erach\u00adtet wird, errei\u00adchen, so muss man Fra\u00adgen wie die abge\u00adbil\u00adde\u00adte <em>m\u00f6g\u00adlichst schlau<\/em> beant\u00adwor\u00adten.<\/p>\n<p>Aber wel\u00adche der drei Ant\u00adwor\u00adten ist die <em>beste<\/em>? Lei\u00adder haben Sie kei\u00adne Auf\u00adl\u00f6\u00adsung bei\u00adgelegt, aller\u00addings habe ich zumin\u00addest schon her\u00adaus\u00adge\u00adfun\u00adden, dass Sie \u201eUnn\u00f6\u00adtig.\u201c als akzep\u00adta\u00adble Ant\u00adwort gel\u00adten las\u00adsen. Jetzt mal <em>so dumm wie Dr. Wat\u00adson<\/em> gefragt: Hei\u00dft das, dass das Bef\u00fcr\u00adwor\u00adten von sexu\u00adel\u00adlem Aus\u00adtausch auto\u00adma\u00adtisch wert\u00advol\u00adle Punk\u00adte auf der Schlau\u00adheits\u00adska\u00adla kostet, oder ist man dann ein\u00adfach nur <em>nor\u00admal schlau<\/em>, aber nicht mehr <em>so schlau<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>M\u00f6gen Sie viel\u00adleicht ein\u00adfach nur kei\u00adnen Sex?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Komm\u00adste nich drauf klar.<br>\n<cite>Marc R\u00f6h\u00adlig in <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/marcroehlig\/status\/712601391001419777\">ande\u00adrem Zusam\u00admen\u00adhang<\/a><\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anl\u00e4ss\u00adlich der gestern im deut\u00adschen Fern\u00adse\u00adhen gesen\u00adde\u00adten Fol\u00adge \u201eDie Braut des Grau\u00adens\u201c der selt\u00adsa\u00admen Fern\u00adseh\u00adse\u00adrie \u201eSher\u00adlock\u201c fra\u00adgen Sie Ihre wahl\u00adwei\u00adse jovi\u00adal oder respekt\u00adlos geduz\u00adten Leser auf \u201eben\u00adto\u201c, der noch h\u00e4ss\u00adli\u00adche\u00adren klei\u00adnen Schwe\u00adster von \u201eSPIEGEL ONLINE\u201c: M\u00f6ch\u00adte man die vol\u00adle Punkt\u00adzahl f\u00fcr das Ergeb\u00adnis, man sei \u201eso schlau wie Sher\u00adlock\u201c und eben\u00adso unbe\u00adliebt, was also offen\u00adsicht\u00adlich \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/2016\/03\/hey-marc-roehlig\/\" class=\"more-link\">\u2018Hey, Marc R\u00f6h\u00adlig!\u2019 wei\u00adter\u00adle\u00adsen \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-11264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netzfundstucke"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"wp-worthy-pixel":{"ignored":false,"public":null,"server":null,"url":null},"wp-worthy-type":"normal","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11264"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuxproject.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=11264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}